"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
the best vine of all time
literally any french person can tell you that that is not the proper way to use a baguette as a murder weapon
Step 1) Leave it out for a day or two
Step 2) Bludgeon victim over the head with it
congratulations their skull is concave
Step 3: Eat the murder weapon.
Step 4: Hon Hon Hon!
stop saying “his or her”
piss off prescriptivists
acknowledge nonbinary identities
make your sentences less clunky
advocate for common usage which is what leads to grammatical acceptance
*shout from the linguistics department* also use native English construction rather than illogically imposed Latin rules