teapotsahoy:

ship-captain-cat:

wheeloffortune-design:

Sinbad

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Megamind.

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Eldorado

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The Emperor’s New Groove.

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Did you mean: Movies that should end up in a 3 way relationship??

Frankly, I’m confused by the way you seem to be implying that El Dorado didn’t.

dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

imnotmrholmes:

platinumbagel:

denchgang:

amaxxxingblog:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I Want it

its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy

All hail the glow cloud

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

iamkendoll:

Come through!

But is this not a look?

(Source: trbj21)

ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

straightannabeth:

brienne-of—tarth:

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

lightlester:

the best vine of all time

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

vernonating:

Did I already reblog this? Who cares. I’m reblogging this.

(Source: comedycentral)

steampunkette:

sneakyfeets:

weloveshortvideos:

Baguette Hitman

literally any french person can tell you that that is not the proper way to use a baguette as a murder weapon

Step 1) Leave it out for a day or two

Step 2) Bludgeon victim over the head with it

congratulations their skull is concave

Step 3: Eat the murder weapon.

Step 4: Hon Hon Hon!

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

sevenblackravens:

andthebluestblue:

stop saying “his or her”

use “their”

piss off prescriptivists
acknowledge nonbinary identities
make your sentences less clunky
advocate for common usage which is what leads to grammatical acceptance 

*shout from the linguistics department* also use native English construction rather than illogically imposed Latin rules