• real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

faeriviera:

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

(Source: ryanxross)

imasupermuteant:

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:

gunpowderandspark:

skoodenfroodie:

i still can’t believe handsome jack was quicker to apologize for saying something shitty than jontron was

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thank u jack for apologizing for cissexism. you’re still the trash king but. not bad. b+ for effort.

I like that Pandora is a steaming cesspool of villany and…

Album Art

reverseracist:

shaylarosay:

 Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

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handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

Wow. I didn’t know she could actually sing.

"billy goat from Barbados" my ass 

(Source: rihannanavyhn)

Played 1349781 times.
awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

(Source: photosynthesis206)

bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007
bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007

bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken
flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:
Rick Garrett
“Symbiosis”


“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”



NoThis is a fucking chicken

flaming-hot-cheetos:

ssdmmfr:

Photographer & Artist:

Rick Garrett

“Symbiosis”

“Symbiosis is a new series exploring ideas regarding love, relationships, magic, Alchemy and mutually beneficial partnerships in nature. This is the first finished image from this series. The finished images are small - 3.25 x 4.25 inches printed on 5 x 7 paper. Each piece is an original, with acrylic paint applied directly to the surface.”

No
This is a fucking chicken

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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xodiaq:

may10baby:

disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

I’m so glad this is back on my dash

D’aww~

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook 

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook